It'd be nice to break some of these functions out to another class, but then again,
I'd also like to see Windows actually become stable, MediaWiki to become fully class based,
and Google to stop taking over the world. We can't all have what we want.
-No need to specify a new function for each argument, use PHP5 magic to automatically set it
-Create (g|s)etCliArg() functions
-Implement some features from the old parser tests